Problems With the Head

So, I had my roommate buzz down my hair the other night. He tossed back a few and broke out his virgin hair clippers. I set up the kitchen as a makeshift barbershop complete with photos of Ice Cube and Eve for ambiance. He did a good job.
But, the highlights I got the day before were annoying me. I didn’t like the blond highlights. They made me look old and as I inch closer to thirty, I don’t want to play any part in assisting the aging process. When Brian shaved the back of my head, the remnants of the highlights remained in the form of little blond spots. I told people I was trying to look like a ‘Liger.’

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