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Oh Yeaaaaah, They Are Finally Here!

You know you want one. Everyone does. You’re only pretending to want that plain Jane, boring old Barbie and her closeted sidekick, Skipper. (Come on, Skipper has wanted to go deep sea diving on that pink box ever since the introduction of the Barbie Spa back in the 80’s! Those long nights spent steaming away behind the Barbie House, drunk on ‘apple-juice’ champagne, throwing her those long lingering mispent glances – hoping she was melting from your big sexy painted-on eyes and not the water I just poured in from the whistling teapot… and yet Skipper, you still couldn’t muster up the nerve. Pathetic!)